Greetings, I'm your local Doctor of Pleezure as well as the local alien... alien... why must you all categorize us non-earth dwellers?! It's rude, insulting and semi-sexy. Please, stop. I may appear human to all you weirdly-colored skinned folks, but if you look hard enough and have an open mind, you'll see that I'm just an Andorian trying to get some work done. What kind of work? Well, take a look at the anal probe up your ass and I'm sure you can muster up a guess.

I'm not your conventional individual or conventional WOO-MUHN for that matter. I can read people very well. I can pick out each and every aspect of your being and make you want to melt before me because you revel in the fact that I know you better than anyone. Plus, the anal probe helps a lot.

Some of my typical WOO-MUHN attributes must be my adoration of shoes since I have too many pairs, but only seem to wear just a few of them. I also tend to be somewhat self-conscious of my body since I'm not as sculpted as I'd like to be. I used to be worse so that put a toll on my mindset. Oh, but don't worry, that won't affect us having a wonderful time in your bedroom. Don't tell mother! Teehee!

As you can tell, I'm terribly sexual, but we all are, even your 84 year old, Aunt Dorothy. We all have one...

I'm a sucker for technology... if I had money I could buy it. That makes sense, right? Please donate an iPhone to the D.O.P. Foundation as soon as you can.

Another thing, I'm a stupendously arrogant lifeform and beware... I might belittle you. Sorry, but my intellect does OUTWEIGH yours as well as my shoe collection.

AND... my boyfriend is better than yours so keep dreaming.

Star Trek, pirates, cosmetics, tattoos, learning the things I want to learn, sci-fi, robotics, androids, anything A. I., men (NOT including little boys i.e. 20 and under), men's hands, mouths, vocals, Germany, New York City, drawing, self-expression, enjoying my nightmares, MSN, Asian cultures, exercise routines, interior design, mod fashion, theatre, Broadway productions, astrology, spacescapes, Hubble, Jeffrey Combs, doctors, anything medical, surgical masks, surgical gloves, laboratories, needles, hating humanity, sex with the gods (only the best for me).

I ADORE RAMMSTEIN, I ADORE SCISSOR SISTERS, I ADORE ROBBIE WILLIAMS, I ADORE CHRIS CORNELL, Jaochim Witt, Frank Sinatra, Matt Dusk, Michael Buble, Linda Eder, Paul Anka, Tom Jones, The Beatles, John Williams, Klaus Badelt, Jerry Goldsmith, Twelve Girls Band, Warp 11, Star Trek soundtracks, some movie scores, Aerosmith, QUEEN, Morrissey, U2, Coldplay, Savage Garden, Chumbawamba, The Polyphonic Spree, Bjork, Ewan McGregor, Kylie Minogue, Armin van Buuren, Chris Cornell

My own short flicks, all of the Star Trek films (except for 'Generations'. Only thing good about it was Malcolm McDowell's impressive sex appeal in anything he does. I'm sure he drinks coffee the same way he makes love to a woman on screen), Trekkies, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Austin Powers, I, Robot, Spiderman 1-2, Rush-Hour 1-2, The Matrix 1, Billy Elliot, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Edward Scissorhands, Deep Impact, Armageddon, Jurassic Park, King Kong, Airplane!, Stephen King's Thinner, The Birdcage, The Producers, Finding Neverland, The Core, Virus, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Red Planet, Fire in the Sky, Independence Day, E.T., 12 Monkeys, A.I. Artificial Intelligence, Bicentennial Man, Minority Report, Back to the Future Trilogy, Terminator Trilogy, THX 1138, Planet of the Apes Original Trilogy, Gattaca, ALIEN quadrilogy, War of the Worlds, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Home Alone II, Re-Animator, Bride of Re-Animator, Beyond Re-Animator, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Cat People, The Frighteners, The Attic Expeditions, House on Haunted Hill, Love and a .45, Necronomicon, Doctor Mordrid, One Who Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Batman Beyond, The Man from Elysian Fields, The Firm, Blade Runner, Memento, The Devil Wears Prada, Pirates of the Caribbean I-II, The Pursuit of Happiness, Night at the Museum, Children of Men, Happy Feet, Charlotte's Web, 300, Pan's Labyrinth, Silence of the Lambs, Dead Silence, Cashback

All of Star Trek, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, The Oprah Winfrey Show, LOST, Prison Break, The 4400, CSI, Whose Line is it Anyway? (USA + UK), Just For Laughs, Late Night with Conan O'brien, Miami Ink, Mythbusters

I loved Animorphs and still do. I have EVERY book. There's nearly 200 of them., Just finished reading "The Q Continuum" which was excellent., Catcher in the Rye, Junk, House of Dreams, DUNE, The Old Curiosity Shop, Not Wanted on the Voyage (the darkest take on Noah's Ark ever)